Attitude Adjustment button

Attitude Adjustment button

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Do you sit next to a bunch of idiots in band (or orchestra) who just don’t understand the superiority of what you’ve got between your legs? I mean…that came out wrong. Oh whatever. This button is a great, passive-aggressive — or perhaps just aggressive — way to speak your mind without ever taking the horn from your mouth. Good for shutting down conductors too.

And no, it doesn’t come with a quarter. But you’re smart, and you knew that, right?

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